The most horrible Rayman fan fiction ever written!

Hello everyone, as you see by the title, there is an extremely crappy Rayman fan fiction to be read! Who wrote it? 7-year-old me, of course! I will be doing a dramatic reading of this terrible piece of literature, and probs link it in my next journal. Idk if anyone is actually interested, but the writing is so bad that it needs to be shared with the world.